Two friends ride in a car. There is some construction equipment nearby. "I wonder if they are building something" one says to the other. "Really what tipped you off?" the other asks. "you know what I meant!"

A husband and wife tell their friends they are going on a family vacation to the Grand Canyon. "Wow," one friend says, "are you going to take the kids." "Only 1," says the husband. "We were hoping you could watch the other four." "Oh, you know what I meant!"

A maid puts some fake flowers on a table. Her boss asks if she thinks they will last. "Only if I change the water everyday," the maid replies. "You know what I meant."

A woman tells her friend she is getting married and moving out of state. He asks "So are you taking your kid with you?" "No," she says,"I have him up for sale on eBay." "You know what I meant!"

A brother asks his sister "Hey, you wanna go to a movie or do you have class during spring break?" She begins to laugh. "You know what I meant!"

“Hey, join my page,” I asked. “Sure,” he said, “what’s it called?” “You know what I meant.” “Ok,” he replied, “but what is it called?”

A guy sits on a plane. The pilot says they are getting ready for landing. He cries “Oh good, I hope this means we are almost on the ground.” Laughter is heard throughout the cabin. “You know what I meant!”