A husband and wife tell their friends they are going on a family vacation to the Grand Canyon. "Wow," one friend says, "are you going to take the kids." "Only 1," says the husband. "We were hoping you could watch the other four." "Oh, you know what I meant!"

A maid puts some fake flowers on a table. Her boss asks if she thinks they will last. "Only if I change the water everyday," the maid replies. "You know what I meant."

A woman tells her friend she is getting married and moving out of state. He asks "So are you taking your kid with you?" "No," she says,"I have him up for sale on eBay." "You know what I meant!"

A brother asks his sister "Hey, you wanna go to a movie or do you have class during spring break?" She begins to laugh. "You know what I meant!"

“Hey, join my page,” I asked. “Sure,” he said, “what’s it called?” “You know what I meant.” “Ok,” he replied, “but what is it called?”

A guy sits on a plane. The pilot says they are getting ready for landing. He cries “Oh good, I hope this means we are almost on the ground.” Laughter is heard throughout the cabin. “You know what I meant!”

Two girls see a guy eating an ice cream cone. One turns to the other and says “I so need one of those in me.” The other girls laughs. “You know what I meant!”

A guy walks in with his arms covered in grocery bags. His roommate looks at him and asks “Do you need any help.” “No that ‘s why we have the butler,” the guy says. The roommate replies “You know what I meant!”

Sitting on the couch, two people hear howling in the distance. "I guess the coyotes are out," he says. "You have coyotes here," she asks. "Yeah, you wanna help me feed them?" "You know what I meant!"

When seeing the repo man hooking up his car, a man cried "what the hell are you doing?" The repo man stared at him. "You know what I meant!"

His wife runs out and screams "How could this have happened?" The man stares at her. "You know what I meant!"

After chasing the mouse outside, I said in a very worried tone, "I hope it didn't lay legs." Everyone just stared. "Oh, you know what I meant!"